The Upright Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Mevis is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mevis, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Brandon Aubrey
- Mark Andrews
- Cameron Dicker
- Jason Myers
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Cam Little
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Jake Bates
- Chris Boswell
- Evan McPherson
FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.