The Shank Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Mevis is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mevis's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.