The Mystery Tweak Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- A mysterious flag erases Mevis's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mevis, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.