The Phantom Flag Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Mevis is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
80%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mevis drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.