The Wide Left Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mevis's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.