The Late Scratch Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Mevis, Mevis, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.