The Mystery Tweak Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Mevis will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
73%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mevis's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.