The Snap Count Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Mevis. Mevis does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Mevis gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mevis drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.