The Hamstring Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
- Mevis makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
75%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mevis, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.