The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- A mysterious flag erases Mevis's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
82%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Mevis, Mevis, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.