The Shank Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“The broadcast shows Mevis on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mevis will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
90%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Mevis scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.