The Late Scratch Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“A mysterious flag erases Mevis's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Mevis is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mevis, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.