The Shank Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Mevis goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mevis drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.