The Doink Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mevis's stadium. Only over Mevis.
89%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mevis's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.