The Hamstring Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“The broadcast shows Mevis on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Mevis trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
82%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mevis drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.