The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mevis gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
79%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mevis's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.