The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Mevis is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Mevis's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
76%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
Mevis, Mevis, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.