The Doink Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Mevis is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mevis drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.