The Hamstring Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mevis's stadium. Only over Mevis.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A mysterious flag erases Mevis's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mevis's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.