The Phantom Flag Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Mevis gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mevis's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.