The Chip-and-Release Hex of Hunter Henry
Hunter Henry · NE · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Henry's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Henry gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Henry drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Hunter Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Hunter Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Hunter Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.