The Late Scratch Hex of Hunter Henry
Hunter Henry · NE · TE
“Henry gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Henry catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
80%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Henry scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Hunter Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Hunter Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Hunter Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.