The Blocking Assignment Hex of Hunter Henry
Hunter Henry · NE · TE
“Ref: "Number Henry, that's a flag." Henry: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Henry gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Henry, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Hunter Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Hunter Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Hunter Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.