The Hamstring Hex of Hunter Henry
Hunter Henry · NE · TE
“The broadcast shows Henry on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Henry will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Henry's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Hunter Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Hunter Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Hunter Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.