The Hamstring Hex of Hunter Henry
Hunter Henry · NE · TE
“Henry will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Henry on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Henry drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Hunter Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Hunter Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Hunter Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.