The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Hunter Henry
Hunter Henry · NE · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Henry's stadium. Only over Henry.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- The broadcast shows Henry on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Henry's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Hunter Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Hunter Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Hunter Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.