The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Hunter Henry
Hunter Henry · NE · TE
“Henry's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Henry's stadium. Only over Henry.
- Henry will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Henry drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Hunter Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Hunter Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Hunter Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.