The Garbage-Time Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Colts defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
75%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Colts drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.