The Late Scratch Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Colts defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
90%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Colts drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.