The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Colts defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
73%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Colts scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.