The Blown Coverage Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Colts defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
84%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Colts scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.