The Snap Count Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Colts defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
82%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Colts drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.