The Late Scratch Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Colts defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
84%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Colts, Colts, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.