The Garbage-Time Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Colts defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
84%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Colts scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.