The Blown Coverage Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Colts defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
85%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Colts drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.