The Prevent Defense Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Colts defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
87%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Colts, Colts, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.