The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Colts defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
83%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Colts, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.