The Snap Count Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Colts defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
87%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Colts, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.