The Blown Coverage Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Colts defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
78%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Colts's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.