The Phantom Flag Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Colts will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
83%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Colts drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.