The Mystery Tweak Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Colts will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
81%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Colts, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.