The Snap Count Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Colts defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
85%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Colts scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.