The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Colts defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
84%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Colts's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.