The Garbage-Time Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Colts defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
80%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Colts's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.