The Mystery Tweak Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Colts defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
84%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Colts's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.