The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
TeSlaa, TeSlaa, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.