The Inch-Short Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- TeSlaa is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
76%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
TeSlaa scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.