The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“The broadcast shows Bech on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Bech is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bech drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.