The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Bech gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bech's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.