The Snap Count Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Bech will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bech's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.